I’m going to tell you a story about my idiot little brother, Mr. Woo. Because he sucks.
The Food Lady got Mr. Woo a new toy. It’s not much of a toy, it’s just a big plastic ring, but Woo is a nerd, and easily amused by stuff.
He was really excited about the new toy.
He did that stupid BarkScreaming thing, and made people come out of their houses and stare at us in the park. It’s so embarrassing.
The stupidest part of all, is that he didn’t even know how to play with the dumb toy.
So the Food Lady had to teach him how to play with it, and even then he couldn’t make it work. He kept getting stuck in the toy.
Sometimes I think he is reta-
Sorry. Sometimes I think he is mentally challenged.
How hard is it to figure out? Seriously! And it’s like he didn’t even care. He just sat there with the toy wrapped around his head, like it was great or something.
Even Piper couldn’t take it anymore, and got really pissed off at him. She tried to show him how to play with the toy properly …
… but he ran away with it. He wouldn’t even come to the Food Lady when she called him. I don’t know how he gets away with that stuff. She’d KILL me if I didn’t come when called. I hate Woo!
Anyway, he just went to a corner of the field and sat there with the toy around his head again. What an idiot.
Everyone is always going on and on about how cute Mr. Woo is and how cool his different coloured eyes are and stuff. It’s so ANNOYING! Don’t they know he’s a total dork?
That’s my story. I hope you liked it. Also, I hope you hate Woo now too. I’m cuter anyway.
Okay. So Tweed’s not the best story teller in the world. He’s kinda right about Wootie though. All he did was chew through the ring and we had to throw it in the garbage after our outing.
I was trying to get a good photo of the dogs running at me today, because they make really funny expressions when they do. But I didn’t have my telephoto lens with me, and had to make do with the 50mm. That means that these photos are really up close and personal – i.e., the dogs are almost on top of the camera when I snapped the pictures! They aren’t the greatest photos ever, but they’re pretty funny.