On the first day of Christmas, The Food Lady gave to me ….
And it’s great. No really.
Dashing thru the snow, on three legs Winter goes …
Until he saw Woo’s apple and said “whoa, whoa, whoa.”
(If I could explain the superstition / ritual behind “Winter can only eat an apple whilst standing on three legs” I would. But I can’t.)
Fae bells ring, are you listening …
Battle-collies are positioning …
It’s a beautiful night
For a borderjack fight ….
Eating apples in a Winter Wonderland
Do you Ear what I Ear?
Hark the penguins ball food umbrella snot cookie
(C’mon, Piper’s getting a bit old to remember lyrics)
T’was the night before Christmas
And the doggies were hopin’
That cuz I made them wear hats and posted it on the internet,
Tonight I’m sleeping with one eye open.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE :)