THE ARENA … Food Lady’s Bed.
THE GLADIATORS:
PIPER – 28 lbs of not-so-hidden fury
THE RULES …. NONE
2. Intimidation
3. Go For The Neck
4. Go For the Feet
4. Narrowly Avoid A Take Down
5. End In A Bitey-Face Draw
Mr. Woo adds that sucking up to the Fun Police doesn’t hurt:
Really, these two are super friends. They can wrestle nicely for hours without it ever turning ugly.
Not so when it comes to Tweed. For reasons I don’t understand, after approximately 22 seconds of Bitey-Face with Tweed, it turns ugly and Piper does her best to kick the living shit out of the big red meathead.
MR WOO – 24 lbs of hidden fury:
PIPER – 28 lbs of not-so-hidden fury
THE RULES …. NONE
1. Try To Out-Crocodile Your Opponent
2. Intimidation
3. Go For The Neck
4. Go For the Feet
4. Narrowly Avoid A Take Down
5. End In A Bitey-Face Draw
Mr. Woo adds that sucking up to the Fun Police doesn’t hurt:
Really, these two are super friends. They can wrestle nicely for hours without it ever turning ugly.
Not so when it comes to Tweed. For reasons I don’t understand, after approximately 22 seconds of Bitey-Face with Tweed, it turns ugly and Piper does her best to kick the living shit out of the big red meathead.
“I dunno?”
I don’t suppose it has anything to do with the fact that Piper is a complete bitch. Albeit a very cute one.
Angry Donut thinks she can kick all their asses, once fortified with human flesh:
Round Eye is just disgusted with all the hooliganism. Funny, coming from a cat that climbs windowscreens and broke my camera.
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