— Spanish Banks Extension, August 2007

For example … Red Dog is thinking:
“Yay! I’m dry!”
Now he’s thinking:
“Boo. I’m undry.”———————————————-
Tweed’s train of thought goes something like this:
“Ball! Hi! The ball? Hi hi hi! Ball? Can I have the ball? Hello-hi – ball?”
And then:
“Go. Go. Gogogo. Move. Go ball. Go.”
And then:
“Mum. Ball no go. Make ball go?”
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Mad Teeth ™ always sound pretty well exactly the same:
“Get off me.”
“Seriously. Get off!”
“I’m not f*cking around Woo, GET OFF!”
“GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OFF!”
“Oh crap, now there’s two of them?”——————————————————————-
No thought at all:——————————————————————-
Of course, I also own kittenz, and I think they have just one thought:
“__(insert item here) __ must die.”
Examples:
Angry Donut: “Human holding me in the air for photo op must die.”
Round Eye: “Ditto. Totally has to die.”
Angry Donut: “Fuzz ball on string … must die.”
“Must die! Must die!”
Round Eye: “I’m with you, kid. It’s gotta die.”
“And human. Human totally must die.”Angry Donut: “Die human. Die!”
Two kittens agree: “Whatever it is, it must die.”
I’m afraid to go to sleep at night.
So is Woo:
Woo? Woohoo!Oops. I forgot one:
Round Eye says “Take a photo of me doing this, and you must die.”
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