Hello Squirrel

The squirrels in Stanley Park are very uncooperative. So we went elsewhere in search of potentially edible furries. This morning we traveled out to Secret Doggie Heaven with our friends Robyn, Jenn and Luna.

We’re not going to tell you where the secret place is. We’re snobby like that. Sorta like Luna is snobby, and kept at least 50 feet between herself and the rest of the dogs all morning.

Snotface Luna again:

Just kidding, Luna is a darling, not a snotface at all. She was hunting for goodies in the grass. The kind that go “crunch.” *shudder*

Luna’s a sweet old soul, the way Briggs was a sweet, old soul.

And then there’s Jenn.

Jenn is Piper’s newest nemesis. For starters, she is smaller than Piper, but has equally gianormous ears. She is also possibly cuter than Piper. And she is just as, if not more, evil than Piper. And she’s younger. Wuh-oh.

(Piper would like to debate the “cuter than” assertion by requesting I post the Jenn Is A SlobberFace photo. We older women have to stick together, so I will oblige her)

If these two chicks join forces, the world as we know it will come to an end.

But for the moment, Jenn is so hot she has to beat ’em off with sticks

So anyway, the Secret Doggie Heaven place is lovely. It’s very picturesque.
(The Food Lady likes places like this, as it makes it easier for her to be a good-slash-stylish photographer)

And it’s full of cool stuff. Like big birds of prey.

And mystery poodles.

Okay, actually Beth is just a poodle. She’s only a little mysterious.

Although tennis balls are allowed in Secret Doggie Heaven, we didn’t bring any, so the dogs were forced to amuse themselves with things they could find on the ground.

Woo thought that was crazy. Rather, Woo is crazy.
RANDOM JENN INTERLUDE!!
(this may happen from time to time … what can I say, I’m smitten)

So the dogs were chasing each other around and stuff…

… when I got this shot, which I’m totally tickled pink about:

Poor Tweed. He has no idea what he does to deserve that kind of abuse.

Mr. Woo knows exactly what he did to deserve this kind of abuse … it’s payback for all the abuse he’s visited upon Piper. I should have called Dusty “Karma.”

UH OH!! ANOTHER RJI!!!

After a couple of hours of running …

… and running …

… and running …

The dogs now look like this:

i.e. – they are TIRED.

We think we’ll have to revisit SDH again soon.

Donut’s all “Whatever, assholes. Left me home alone all day. Hmph. Kiss my ass.”

She amused herself though.

More photos from our outing today can be seen on my Flickr site.