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SHARE YOUR MONKEY!!

June 10, 2008 By The Food Lady Leave a Comment

I know, I know – WTF? Crazy Food Lady …
Before we begin, this is a shout out to Nancy and her dogs who want to be as cool as us. The problem is, they may in fact be cooler than us. We don’t own any blue plastic wigs and we’re getting the Green Feeling.

*note to self – go wig shopping.*


AND NOW, BACK TO MONKEYSHARE!


Piper has a monkey on her back.


Ha Ha.

So I found this guy in the laundry room yesterday, on the “Free” table. He looked nice, all cute freckles and shizzat, so I brought him home with me.

As soon as I walked in the door, Woo started making a noise that can only be translated thusly:

OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!
OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!
OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!
OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!
OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!
OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!
OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!
OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!
OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!
OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!
OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!
OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!
OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!
OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!
OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!
OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!
OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!
OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!OMG!GIMMETHEMONKEY!

Etc.

I was all, “Wootie, don’t touch the monkey, I want to take some photos of it.”

And he was all, “Fuck it. I’m takin’ the monkey.”

So I put the monkey on top of the deep freeze.

And then Wootie was like, “Phhbbtttt, like that’s gonna stop me, mama. I said I iz takin’ the damn monkey!”

“GIMME BACK THE MONKEY, WOO!”

“NO!!!”

And then came The Enforcer ™ and with some Monkey Mad Teeth ™ she took over.

Not to be deterred, Mr. Woo recruited the Red Army for help. In no time at all, we had…

MONKEY THREE-WAY!!

The result of these hijinks?

ZOMG!!!

RIP Freckley Monkey Dude.

Noods and The Gang in Our New Favourite Park out in Ladner

Jenn And Lu, personifying … Jenn and Lu:

Wish us luck! This weekend we’ll be at the AAC Regionals in Matsqui trying for another qualifying year for Nationals. Mr. Gimpy’s on-again-off-again limp has been mostly absent for a couple of weeks now, and we’ve done all the training catch-up we can do, so now all that’s left is prayer, juju and other internet type well wishing from his fans.

See you next week, blog readers!

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