“I see dead people.”

No you don’t. Don’t be ridiculous.
“Yes I do. They’re all around me.”
*looks around*
Do you mean Piper? She’s not dead. She’s just a dork.
“Argh! They’re driving me crazy!”
*looks around again*
Do you mean Sport? He’s not dead, he just sometimes look that way cuz he’s old.
Tweed, I don’t see any dead people anywhere. Show me the dead people.
“It’s okay, they’re gone. I eated them. Can you throw the ball now plz?”
“DID SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING ABOUT EATING?? I’MA GONNA EAT THE WOOTIE TOY!“
Mr. Woo, the toy will give you indigestion. Eat something else.
“Okay!”
NOMNOMNOM.
Alright Wootie, that’s enough, go find someone to play with.
I dunno. How about Tweed?
“NOT. Woo is teh suck and I hate him. He’s this much boring.”
Alrighty. How about you Piper? Want to play with Mr. Woo?
“Negatory. I’m suffering from extra large tongue syndrome at the moment.”
*sigh* Fine. How about Sport then? Sporty?
“No. No no no no no no no. No way. I’d rather drown myself.”
Okay FINE. Then how about you play with this guy, Woo?
“Now that you’ve married Woo off, do you think you could maybe throw the ball?”
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