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September 11, 2009 By The Food Lady Leave a Comment

I’m a 30-something year old woman looking for The Perfect Man. He should be young at heart, with the capacity for growth. Athletic, competitive and intelligent, he would also enjoy snuggling on the sofa and long walks in any weather. Ideally he’d fit right into my family unit with respect and lots of love. I’m looking for a 10-15 year commitment from a man with a good background, who has all his hair and teeth.

I would call him Linus!

Then again, I’m willing to swing both ways. I wouldn’t kick a beautiful woman out of my (and Woo’s) bed either. Maybe what I’m actually looking for is a stunning broad named Patty.

ZOMG! Teh cute!

I went to visit Tess’ pups yesterday. They are now 18 days old, eyes are open … and so are their lungs!

And so is the Milk Bar:

These puppies are KILLING your Food Lady, dear readers. I mean, I may actually just DIE. I have never seen so much cuteness in one place.

Oh hai. Plz to love me foreverz.

Each one is more heartbreakingly adorable than the last. While Linus remains my favourite, his brothers and sisters , each and every one of them, are giving him a serious run for his money.

Charlie (male)

Franklin (male)

Lucy (female)

Sally (female)

Schroeder (male)

Spike (male)

Oh it burns, readers – it BURNS! I’m so steamed that I can’t have a puppy :(

I’m dreaming of living wif you, Food Lady …

Kill me. Just kill me now.

Doesn’t anyone have somewhere wonderfully affordable for me to live, without a tight-assed strata council to get all up in my bizness, so I can have a puppy of my own? I would move for a puppy. I really would.

“Uncle” Dutch (available for adoption through TDBCR) has been a wonderful babysitter to the peanuts. He is utterly fascinated with them, and visits them often.

I can visit puppiez now plz?

Mama dog Tess isn’t too happy about Dutch’s interest in the pups, but she is a generally polite lady so she lets him have a peek now and then.

These pups are going to be excellent prospects for working and sport homes. They will be high drive, intelligent dogs with so much potential you won’t know where to begin! If you are looking for a new sport dog to start from the ground up, don’t forget to keep checking our website for more information about when we will start accepting applications.

But you can’t have Linus! He’s mine!

*runs sobbing from blogspot*

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