The Food Lady is too good for us lowly dogs these days. She never bothers to photograph us anymore. She doesn’t even know how to use the camera these days.
There’s a lot less swearing in the house now. But also a lot less leftovers.
Tweed wasn’t really into it. He had another plan to punish The Food Lady and drive her crazy – all weekend long at the agility trial he said he did something called “blowing her off,” “flipping her off” and “giving her the bird.” I don’t know what it means, but he seemed pretty satisfied with himself afterward.
Except it didn’t work. TFL says she still loves him anyway.
And Piper is just a suck up.
Now The Food Lady says she is busy working on making us more famous by redesigning the blog, so she STILL doesn’t have much free time to photograph us.
Please tell The Food Lady to spend more time with us!