Wootie’s song

Through the river

and over the rise

Uh oh …

The Food Lady’s getting all squinty ’round the eyes.

The little shit – he swam across the Serpentine and made off for fields afar this morning on our walk.  Even though I was screaming at him in my DooMommy voice – you know, the one that actually gives you a headache after using it – he opted for oblivion and was gone for ages exploring someone’s farm in the next field over.

When he finally came sauntering back, he gave me this face:

Yeah?  And what are you going to do about it?

It’s not like you’ll kick me until I’m dead, because my transmorphagation with TWoo is almost complete, and you’d have to kick him too.  And everyone knows you never get mad at TWooie.

Hai!  I’m Twoo.  Please don’t kick me.

He’s right, dammit.  They have almost become onedogsamedog.

The head of TWooie, the Flamboyance™ of Woo.

I can’t stay – it’s just such a gorgeous, warm, sunshiney filled day that I thought I’d snap a few photos on our walk and share them with you.  And Wootie was so impressed with your musical prowess that he wanted to repay you with a song of his own.

Now I have to go mediate an argument on copyright infringement.

Dexter is using Piper’s Mad Teeth™.

Piper doesn’t want him to use them.  She’s trying to tear them off his face.

Mad Teeth™ divided are actually twice as powerful!

See you at Regionals, my friends!

I’m so haaaaapeeeee….!