Today is Miss Piper’s 14th birthday! That’s right, the Grand Dame, the Matriarch, She Who Shall Be Obeyed has stalked this planet for 14 years, putting an end to noisy play fighting and raisin’ up fosters right! About once a year she tries to kill herself in a spectacularly bizarre way, but in the end, she keeps on truckin’. Here’s to many more years together, Fabulous Miss P!
This sweet, generous, kind soul has a message for everyone on this, the day of her 14th birthday:
F*ck you, don’t touch my cake.
F*ck you, don’t touch my cake.
F*ck you, don’t touch my cake.
F*ck you too, don’t touch my cake either.
And f*ck you, don’t touch my cake.
Fuck you. Don’t. Touch my. Cake.
Isn’t she just the cutest?
(Special thanks to Auntie Fiona for picking up the “f*ck you don’t touch my” cake.)
It’s my birthday too – I am exactly 30 years older than Piper. It used to be the WooTWoo’s birthday as well, until I actually read their paperwork and found out they were born in the summer. Piper is happy not to have to share her birthday with anyone else. I’m pretty sure she wishes she didn’t have to share it with me.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PIPER!!
Christie says
Happy Birthday to both of you!
Maribeth says
I hope that you got a “f*ck you don’t touch my” cake, too. Happy birthday to you both!
Debra says
Happy birthday to you both. I hope you got some “f*ck you, don’t drink my wine”.
Trudy Andrews says
Happy Birthday to two wonderful ladies….(cough cough) lol
Janet, Spur, Cutter, Copper, Rip & Emma says
Happy Birthday girls! Hope you both were able to enjoy some cake!!
LaVonne Wagner says
Hilarious series of photos! Happy birthday, P & F.L.
Laura in California says
Happy Birthday Piper and Sheena! Hey, is that Donut kitty?
Carol says
DONUT sighting!!!! Oh, and happy birthday LOL!
Joan Boyko says
Happy Birthday Piper and Food Lady!!
The Green Dogs says
Happy birthday to two lovely ladies! :)
Lola-Dawn Fennell says
Happy Birthday to both of you!!! (Hope one of you really enjoyed that cake!)
msnform says
Happy Birthday!!! Bitches got style ;D
Fay says
Happy Birthday, you two—previously four!
Janice in GA says
Happy birthday to you both! I think I’ll adopt Piper’s cake motto too. :)
Kim says
BAHAHAHA! Happy Belated Birthday to you both! I hope you didn’t lose any fingers trying to cut the “F*uck You Don’t Touch My Cake” cake ;)