boston terrier

Let This Be A Lesson To You

March 21, 2009 By The Food Lady Leave a Comment

KARMA

If you are rude to your mop

You may fall on the floor

GRACE

Sometimes you haz it

Sometimes, not so much.

FACEPLANT!

Beware of imitations

Showing off can be hazardous to, err, gravity?

It is a beautiful day in the neighborhood, dear readers! The problem is, my neighborhood is dullsville. So we went to Kits Beach to enjoy the sun.

And was it ever MY lucky day.

ZOMG! The Cute!

Every day can be made better by a cute puppy sighting.

Please to love me now? kthx

We even got to see some old friends.

Do your ears hang low

Do they wobble to and fro

Can you tie ’em in a knot?

Stop singing. Your voice makes me angry.

Piper needs to take better care of her Mad Teeth ™! That big gap is not very flattering. It’s where the one we had removed when it got broken by the caribiner used to live. The rest of her teeth are sharpened from years of chewing on everything that fits in her mouth, so giving her a cookie is like grabbing Edward Scissorhands.

Stop making fun of my sister. Got it?

It’s been busy busy here at the House of Three Woofs. We’re gearing up for the AAC Regionals in May, so we’ve upped our training to 2 nights a week. Of course, all practice areas are a kazillion miles away, so they make for looong days.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch …

Donut is still trying to eat MC Hamster

So she needed some “Corporal Cuddling“.

As soon as you let me up, you’re dead meat, lady.

Oh brother.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wootie is full of fun! May your weekend also be full of laughs!

Long Dog

September 29, 2008 By The Food Lady Leave a Comment

is long.

What?

Today we had Breed ID Fail

Border collie?

Ohhhh … not so much! Look at the size of him!

Meet Eli, a GIANT border collie X Bernese Mountain Dog

Lots of dog, lots of personality! But I think in this boston terrier, he met his match.

He doesn’t look like much, but he took on The Eli.

And won.

And then this mop cleaned up the mess.

Mr. Woo is tired of my jokes, I think.

BUUUUT … he’s not tired of The Wootie Toy.

WHAT are you looking at?

It was such a beautiful day today! It’s like summer all over again. Everyone was in a most excellent mood. Even Sporty made a friend, kind of. Okay, he didn’t bite this dog in the face for running beside him. For Sport that = friend.

Look how handsome this old man dog is these days! Srsly.

Oh hai! I spent all afternoon dancing on your gumboots.

NOMNOMNOM!

What?

We are proud to announce that Tweed is at his most svelte EVAH … a scant 35lbs. He’ so skinny, that his collar fell off somewhere on the weekend and we can’t find it :( I just bought the darned thing too, it was all pretty and purple with sparkly polka dots. If you find it at Kits Beach, please let us know.

SHAKE!

Synchro shaking with Eli.

Shakin’, Boston style.

OH.MY.GOD. WHAT?

Still Life With Eviscerated Stuffie

March 16, 2008 By The Food Lady Leave a Comment

I don’t even know what this used to be.

So they can’t all be dogs-in-hats blog entries. This post is a random sampling of several days worth of pictures.

Yesterday we went back to Secret Doggie Heaven for a walk.

… made a new friend called Chase (Piper thought he was very attractive. Then again, so did Tweed)

… ate some dead stuff.

…and Jenn performed for us a little tree-blessing dance peculiar to the native dogs of her municipality

Jeezus! Dusty! Leave poor Wootie alone!

The we came home. Tweed plotted ways he could bite Donut without me noticing. He pretends like he’s not going to do it, but he totally does it. Donut knows it too.

The day before yesterday we went to the beach.

We made some friends there too. Like this little Hussy.
No, for real. That’s her name … Hussy.

And then there was Stella, and her mini-m … err, same-size me.

And then there was the white pittie whom I didn’t get a photo of because she wouldn’t sit for me. And her owner said “I trained her in French, so no one else could give her commands.”

Yeah. Cuz he’s the ONLY person in the world who speaks French. Although I did say “assis” and “coucher” and “even “parlez-vous francais?” to her and she didn’t respond to any of that either, so I guess he did a really good job making sure she didn’t respond to commands…in any language

Jeezus! Dusty! Leave poor Wootie alone!

Woo says even though there are no dogs-in-hats in this entry, it can still be silly:

Recently I was missing my Briggs dog, and I started this thread on a border collie community board I’ve been involved with for many years. It was very cathartic to not be alone in missing a great friend. Please hug your canine companion today, for me, and remember to appreciate him or her.

I also started a Flickr group for Immortal Dogs; those special dogs we have loved and lost. Feel free to join and add photos of your immortal dog.