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Jonze

OMG! Jonze!

July 4, 2008 By The Food Lady Leave a Comment

So originally the title of this entry was going to be “All Piper, All The Time” because someone was complaining recently that there wasn’t enough Pipesy-D all up in here, and I was going to oblige with an all-Piper post.

And then I decided to just call it “Action” because we got some today
(some action shots I mean. doG, you are so dirty!!)

But then when I was post processing the photos, I saw this one and I screamed “OMG! Jonze!“ and, well, the title of today’s entry was born.

Ha! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Let’s take a closer look at Mr. Jonze, shall we?

And I thought TWEED’s shaking faces were funny!

Even Piper was all over the funny shaking faces today:

As well as the funny Wootie Toy faces:

The Wootie Toy brought out the sillies in all of my hellbeasts this afternoon.

Tweed, who is not usually keen on the disk-type toys, nor on any sort of vertical motion whatsoever, kindly obliged me with a single leaping (sort of) shot. But look at the marvellously ridiculous pantaloons he’s got goin’ on back there!

Even Mr. Woo, who longs for the days for Fifa, I suspect, and is losing interest in the purple gyre of blessed goodliness, managed to give up some big air and good action.

Remember in David Lynch’s ‘Fire Walk With Me’ where the characters go behind the evil curtain and suddenly gravity is all messed up?

Yeah. Wootie went behind the evil curtain, I think.

And then he went up. Waaaaaaay up.

OMG! Jonze!
(Auntie Food Lady said “Don’t drink the water Jonze, you’ll turn into an Ass Fountain on Jasmine’s apartment floors!” But Jonze did not listen)

There are so many photos from today I would like to share with you; you’ll have to go to my flickr site to see them all.

But a couple more for the road:

1) Puppy Smackdown!

2) Big Dog Smackdown!

In 3 … 2 ….

… 1!!!!

3) Ever had one of those days?
So you’re taking a photo of a blue heron as it flies past, and it takes a mighty dump in the ONLY photo that turns out half decently in the batch.

4) Pigs.
WTF? Oh that’s right, I forgot to tell you – I had a shoot with a client who happens to be fostering a whole bunch of pot bellied pigs for a rescue called Hearts On Noses. They all seem to answer to “Watermelon” and they are all looking for homes. It was the most fun I have had on a shoot for a long time!

Speaking of shoots: I will be in the Seattle area on Saturday July 12th to take photos. I can squeeze in one more shoot if you’re quick about letting me know!

5) I have a secret. I can’t tell you what it is yet, because duh – it’s a secret! But soon, all will be revealed. Until then

ALL PIPER, ALL THE TIME!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: big air, dog beach, Jonze, Mr. Woo, Piper, Tweed

I have one word for you …

June 6, 2008 By The Food Lady Leave a Comment

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: dog beach, Jonze, mad teeth, Piper, Tweed

Me And Mr. Jonze…

April 3, 2008 By The Food Lady Leave a Comment

At last … Wootie and the Giant Un-Wootie, together in a single photo.

He’s HUGE!

Today we replaced the Wootie Toy, since the Food Lady sucks at throwing the Flying (*looks both ways for Woo, lowers voice*) Squirrel. And yet, improving the toy did not improve the shots.

Some days we get Big Air.

Some days … not so much

But we did get a nice surprise at the beach today. We ran into our … cousin(?), Jonze.


Actually, I’m not sure exactly how Jonze is related to us, but he belongs to Jasmine, who is the sister of the man that my sister has the hots for / lives with / etc.

Anyway. We *Heart* Jonze. And Jonze *Hearts*us. And you too. You can tell, because he carries his heart on his sleeve. Or his bum, rather. See?
Jasmine is a very talented photographer. You should go look at her photos when you have a minute. You will love them.

And you know what else I love?

This puppy.

I love him for reasons galore; his fuzzywuzzyness, his snuzzleability, his cross-eyes, and his Eastie-Westie feetsies and his super duper puppy full body hugs.

I’m going to miss him. If you never see another post on this blog again, it’s because I pulled a runner with Kuro in the night and I’m on the lam!!

But alas, it’s not to be. I don’t have time to pull a runner because Tweed is getting x-rayed at the vet clinic tomorrow. Seems that I broke the front half of him right after I fixed the back half, and his shoulder isn’t working right. My Nicaraguan photo trip money just got funneled straight into my vets’ pockets. I don’t know *how* they do it. They are fiscal sleight-of-hand masters.

Tweed says: “Blows.”

Mr. Jonze!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: big air, dog beach, Jonze, Kuro, Mr. Woo, Piper, Tweed

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