I mean … oh forget it. This is sick. Who does stuff like this?
And even worse, who RUINS stuff like this?
Oh yeah of course. Wootie. Don’t deny it Wootie. You don’t have a leg to stand on. har har.
What.
That’s right folks. The GODDAMN NEVERENDING MR. PICKLES PEEPS are still lurking around my house. STILL. Mr. Pickles told me that if you keep them in a dark cupboard, they multiply. I now believe this is true.
But the dogs are eager to do damage control.
OM NOM NOM NOM!
All that’s left for poor Donut is the feetsies.
Your Food Lady must have done something terrible in a past life, because she is, once again, unemployed. Le sigh. I haz bad luck with non profits.
On the upside, I haz loads of free time to wander around aimlessly from dog beach to dog beach. And I have decided to take Mr. Pickles and The Sofa with me everywhere I go. Today it was Spanish Banks.
Where The Sofa …
…tried to overthrow The Flamboyance. Literally.
It all started with a Kong War.
They were evenly matched.
But poor Sofa stood no chance against the Power Of The Flamboyance!!
Look at it go! It’s like a superhero, and it expands in mass and volume when required to perform! I swear the sky darkened for a few moments there.
The Sofa lost interest in the Kong Wars, and moved onto some Bitey Face Smackdown with a Golden Retriever.
And then, because he has the attention span of a toddler on acid, he just, you know, wandered away. When the plaintive calls of Master Pickles failed to make him return, Pickles took action.
And Mr. Woo followed along, because he likes to watch.
^^ Mr. Tricky “I like to watch” Woo.
And now Mr. Pickles has a new nickname.
I dub thee: Sir Scowlypants!
Once dragged back to the beach, the Sofa was properly cowed by his scolding.
Or, maybe not.
YAY! DUH!!
Hey! Have we met? Let’s WRASSLE!!
*sigh* Stupid puppy.
Oh but wait, puppies are THE BEST!! I WANT ONE! Maybe this one:
(*Food Lady goes all melty*).
Someone said “not enough Piper plz” recently. Piper had dental surgery today so she ain’t feeling her best, but here she is.
She also lost the Wootie Toy Battle :(
Now remember, Wootie likes to watch …
… but he also likes to DO. Specifically, he likes to “do” pug-chis.
NAUGHTY WOOTIE!!
