(meanest.game.ever.begins …. now)
No Touching Allowed.
“Meat? What Meat?”
“Oh … this? This meat? Didn’t really notice.”
“In fact, if you hadn’t pointed it out I wouldn’t even have-“
*picks up meat. Runs away*
BADDOG!!
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“Meat? What meat?”
“I didn’t notice any meat but YOU BETTER NOT F*CKING COME NEAR IT ANYWAY!”
(Meat Mad Teeth ™)
*Food Lady lets Piper have the meat, as is afraid for her life if she doesn’t*
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“Oh my god … MEAT! MEATMEATMEAT! Meeeeaaaaat. omg.”
(the sounds a camera can’t capture … “mmmmnnnnnnnoooohhhmmmmmm-uhuhuh..mmmmnnnnn”)
“*sigh* I wish I could just – hey! Is that a GIANT MONSTER behind you?”
*NOM.NOM.NOM*
“Dude, thanks, that was dee-lish!”
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BAD-COUNTER-MEAT-KITTY!!!
Dinner time is rarely boring at The Food Lady’s.
This weeks’ Blog Recommendation: Visit two of our favourite k9 peeps, Kate and Bella, at Just Another Dog Blog.
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